Premature ejaculator, seeks beautiful blonde, with long tanned legs, nice body and waxed……..
…….oh hold on……
……..damn it, it doesn’t matter now.
Premature ejaculator, seeks beautiful blonde, with long tanned legs, nice body and waxed……..
…….oh hold on……
……..damn it, it doesn’t matter now.
Thanks for following my blog and I hope you find a blessing there.
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Great! Scratch the word ejaculator and the imagination is for the readers.
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So close… lmao
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I find a few giggles here. Actually I was going to apply for the job you were advertising until I saw it was only a short term position. Lol
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Thanks for the follow. Wish you lots of happiness, fun and laughter:)
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You too! 👍
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nice sunset ocean pixure !
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Okay. I’m really mad about this post. I read it and laughed so hard I snorted. I’m a GRANDMOTHER, for goodness’ sake! I’m not supposed to even get that joke let alone laugh that hard. You’re a terrible influence! Now I have to go read more!
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Haha, at least you didn’t fart also. Glad you enjoy 😊
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As far as I’m telling…
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I hate it when you fart, and it turns out to be more than that. 🙂
Clever post
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I do that all the time, snake pops his head out and I gotta run quick 🤣
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Must follow 😂. And thanks!
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Hahah
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Jumbled that one 🙃. Seriously, thanks for the follow 🙂
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AHAHHA!
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Stop it, my bladder is not under control! oh man, I needed that today, all week, and my post at 2p tomorrow, well not funny but all about the need for laughter! YOU rock.
Namaste
p.s. thx for leaving breadcrumbs so my kids could get a valuable lesson sitting here with me today. They are begging me to scroll back down cuz they couldn’t read that fast!! Thank God.
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Bahahaha, glad you enjoyed it as much as me. Thanks for leaving such a long comment, I had another two accidents while I read it.
Seriously though, I do appreciate the comment and love to see that it puts a smile on your face.
😀🌹
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I added a link to your blog at the end of tomorrow’s post. Perfect timing 😉
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That’s so sweet, may be I should buy you lunch or something,
…..oh let’s skip that, let’s get married. 🤣👍
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BTDT 😉 LOL
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Me too 🤣
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THIS is my favorite post of the day. Lol I’m a blonde!! Loving your blog.
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Wanna go for a drink… hold on….Where’s my Kleenex tissues… I’ve gone again ahaha.
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Hahaha where do you live?
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Oops gone again, London , you?
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AnElephantCant help thinking
This is some crazy stuff you have created
You may be slightly mad
But please don’t be sad
AnElephant thinks sanity is vastly overrated
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Bahahaha 🤣
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Very clever sense of humor.
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Thank you for following my blog:) I like good humour, so I’m following yours now:)))
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Ha at least it’s honest, unlike regular dating bios haha
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Grim XD
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Haha, thanks for the grin 😀
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Good one.
(“which long tanned” should be *with. typo)
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Thanks,
I’ll get that changed
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This was frickin’ hilarious! Awesome!
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Thank you, for reading my blog. It is very much appreciated! Great sense of humor you have. Even your pic and profile makes one laugh. We need more laughter in the world. 🙂
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=)
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Hello! I nominated you for the Mystery Blogger Award:
Just in case you have time to do it, of course!
Have a wonderful day! 🙂
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LOL
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No!
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Hello that’s not me…
I wanted to let you know that I nominated you for the “Mystery Blogger Award”
Please note, that you are under no obligation to either accept or take part in these awards!
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