In an attempt to deter computer hackers I’ve changed all my passwords to ‘Brazil Nut’……
…….That will be a hard one to crack.
Author: RoughBandit
I will go into survival mode if tickled.
Bald, often unreliable, easily distracte........
Happy 2020
I’m opening a Gym called ‘Resolutions’. It will have gym equipment for the first two weeks of the year….
….and then it turns into a Bar for the rest of the year.
Presents 🎁
I have this incredible ability to predict what’s inside a wrapped present……
…….It’s a gift.
Internet
Facebook asks what I’m thinking. Twitter asks what I’m doing. Google asks where I am……
……..The internet has turned into my girlfriend.
Warning ⚠️
Hi all, if you get a link called ‘free porn’ dont opin it…….
………It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and fcuks up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont uatch porn so I dint opin it. Plaese warm yu frends, wanks
Dry Skin
The number one cause of dry skin…….
…..Towels
My Next Trick
For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap…….
………Drum roll please.
New Car 🚘 ✨
I got a brand new car for my wife…….
…..the best trade I have ever made.
What’s up doc
My doctor and his new wife are massive bugs bunny fans……
…….They met on WhatsApp.
Eyes 👀
My girlfriends got the eyes of a movie star…..
……Shame it’s Colombo’s though.
