Jokes

Breast feeding

People who are offended when my girlfriend breastfeeds in public should shut the fuck up. What she does in natural and it strengthens the bond……

…….plus I get very thirsty when we go shopping together.

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Jokes

Bad Teeth

I’m not saying my ex girlfriend has bad teeth, but she just smiled in Walmart and……..

…….the barcode scanner picked it up as a box of diapers.