I always struggle to get my wife’s attention?
So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.
That did the trick.
I always struggle to get my wife’s attention?
So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.
That did the trick.
Looking for a bit of advice… What’s the best number of Roses to give the girlfriend for Valentine’s Day? 6? 12? 24? ……..
………..Or the whole tin?
I hate it when the voices in my head go silent……
…….That will be a hard one to crack.
I’m opening a Gym called ‘Resolutions’. It will have gym equipment for the first two weeks of the year….
Hi all, if you get a link called ‘free porn’ dont opin it…….
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The number one cause of dry skin…….
For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap…….
………Drum roll please.