Jokes

Head…Phones 🎧

I was on a plane and the air hostess said, “Want some headphones?”…………

…………I said, “Blimey. How’d you guess that my name is Fhonz?”

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Jokes

Mathematics

If I have 5 bananas in one hand and 10 oranges in the other…….

………..Why the fuck wasn’t I given a bag?