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Being a kind and considerate person and knowing there would be lots of kissing on new years eve I decided to shave off the moustache……. 

………. unfortunately she woke up when I sprayed the shaving foam on her face.

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Christmas πŸŽ„ decorations

I’ve taken down all the decorations, thrown the tree in the garden, finished all the Christmas food and drunk all the booze……


……I better leave this house quickly before the owners get home. 
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Lottery Win!!

I can’t believe I have a winning lottery ticket. Please respect our families privacy at this time as we decide how to move forward in this exciting moment of time……


……I will be collecting the Β£3.60 shortly.Β