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Breaking News! ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ

๏ปฟA policeman has been suspended after being caught smoking marijuana and masturbating while on duty. No name has been given…….

……but itโ€™s believed that heโ€™s a high wanking officer.   

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Sex Life

To improve my sex life I took some viagra and a bit of cannabis…..

………and just ended up with stiff joints.
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Lottery Win!!

I canโ€™t believe I have a winning lottery ticket. Please respect our families privacy at this time as we decide how to move forward in this exciting moment of time……


……I will be collecting the ยฃ3.60 shortly.ย