I got a brand new car for my wife…….
…..the best trade I have ever made.
I got a brand new car for my wife…….
My doctor and his new wife are massive bugs bunny fans……
…….They met on WhatsApp.
My girlfriends got the eyes of a movie star…..
Therapist: “Fuck anyone who doesn’t like you!”…….
My ex-girlfriends goal in life is to piss off one person a day……
My wife said she didn’t need me anymore. So I sneaked down to the kitchen…..
It’s so cold outside……