It’s so cold outside……
…..I saw a gangster with his pants pulled up.
It’s so cold outside……
If you see someone doing a crossword, just lean over and say……..
I had a scary joke about maths……
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law?…….
Issac Newton died a virgin…. which means I have got one up on history’s greatest scientific genius…….
……I’m not dead yet.
Relationship status…….
………Sleeping in my bed diagonally.
Make no mis-steak, my steak puns are rare…..
Scientists have discovered exactly how much sleep an average person needs……