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New Car 🚘 ✨

December 4, 2019 RoughBandit4 Comments

I got a brand new car for my wife…….

…..the best trade I have ever made. 
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What’s up doc

December 2, 2019 RoughBanditLeave a comment

My doctor and his new wife are massive bugs bunny fans……


…….They met on WhatsApp.

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Eyes 👀

December 2, 2019 RoughBanditLeave a comment

My girlfriends got the eyes of a movie star…..

……Shame it’s Colombo’s though. 
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My 3 Favourite Things

November 28, 2019 RoughBandit4 Comments
My three favorite things are eating my family……..
……and not using commas.
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Blame

November 27, 2019 RoughBandit6 Comments
I blame maths for my divorce……


………my wife put 2 and 2 together.
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Therapist

November 26, 2019 RoughBandit14 Comments

Therapist: “Fuck anyone who doesn’t like you!”…….

……..Me: “Wow, that’s a lot of sex.”
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Goals in Life

November 25, 2019 RoughBandit7 Comments

My ex-girlfriends goal in life is to piss off one person a day……

…….so far she’s about 4 years ahead of schedule. 
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Doesn’t need me?! 🤔 Hmmm

November 24, 2019 RoughBandit13 Comments

My wife said she didn’t need me anymore. So I sneaked down to the kitchen…..

…..and tightened all the lids. 
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Cold 🥶

November 22, 2019 RoughBandit7 Comments

It’s so cold outside……

…..I saw a gangster with his pants pulled up.
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Pirate goes to the Doctors

November 21, 2019 RoughBandit6 Comments
A pirate goes to the doctors,    
“Thar be strange moles on me back”
Doctor says “they’re benign”……..
……..Pirate: “Check again matey, I think thar be ten”…

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