I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today………
…………..Should have cooked it on aloha teperature.
Quick Post
My girlfriend thinks our sex life is boring and that I’m easily distracted….
…..oh well, better get back to it I suppose.
Trump
The Chinese are celebrating year of the Rooster……
…..The Americans are celebrating Year of the Cock.
Spiritual?!
I got in touch with my inner self today…..
……..that’s the last time I use the supermarket extra value toilet paper.
Celebrate 🎉
300 followers in 2 weeks. I am on my way to putting many smiles on as many people as possible.
To celebrate, party at mine. The theme will be recycling…….
…….bring a bottle.
Inappropriate Innuendo
The inventor of inappropriate innuendo has died…..
……his family are taking it really hard.
McDonalds
I’m making a complaint to McDonalds…….
……….I found a chip in my salt.
Furniture
The furniture store keeps calling me back…….
……but all I wanted was that one nightstand.
Stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Stereo…………
……….Just doing some stereo-typing.
Aftershave
I’ve got a new aftershave that smells like breadcrumbs……..
……………The birds love it.
