Premature ejaculator, seeks beautiful blonde, with long tanned legs, nice body and waxed……..
…….oh hold on……
……..damn it, it doesn’t matter now.
Premature ejaculator, seeks beautiful blonde, with long tanned legs, nice body and waxed……..
…….oh hold on……
……..damn it, it doesn’t matter now.
I always struggle to get my wife’s attention?
So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.
That did the trick.
Looking for a bit of advice… What’s the best number of Roses to give the girlfriend for Valentine’s Day? 6? 12? 24? ……..
………..Or the whole tin?
I hate it when the voices in my head go silent……
…….That will be a hard one to crack.
I’m opening a Gym called ‘Resolutions’. It will have gym equipment for the first two weeks of the year….
Hi all, if you get a link called ‘free porn’ dont opin it…….
………It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and fcuks up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont uatch porn so I dint opin it. Plaese warm yu frends, wanks
The number one cause of dry skin…….
For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap…….
………Drum roll please.