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Is this a dating website?

Premature ejaculator, seeks beautiful blonde, with long tanned legs, nice body and waxed……..

…….oh hold on……

……..damn it, it doesn’t matter now.

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Jokes

Head…Phones 🎧

I was on a plane and the air hostess said, “Want some headphones?”…………

…………I said, “Blimey. How’d you guess that my name is Fhonz?”