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Is this a dating website?

Premature ejaculator, seeks beautiful blonde, with long tanned legs, nice body and waxed……..

…….oh hold on……

……..damn it, it doesn’t matter now.

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Sex Life

To improve my sex life I took some viagra and a bit of cannabis…..

………and just ended up with stiff joints.
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Lottery Win!!

I can’t believe I have a winning lottery ticket. Please respect our families privacy at this time as we decide how to move forward in this exciting moment of time……


……I will be collecting the Β£3.60 shortly.Β