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Is this a dating website?

Premature ejaculator, seeks beautiful blonde, which long tanned legs, nice body and waxed……..

…….oh hold on……

……..damn it, it doesn’t matter now.

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Grandad

My grandad is always complaining about how much things cost. ‘£1.50 for a cup of tea, £2.25 for 3 custard creams……………’

……………..I said ‘Look grandad, you just popped round I didn’t invite you’