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Is this a dating website?

Premature ejaculator, seeks beautiful blonde, with long tanned legs, nice body and waxed……..

…….oh hold on……

……..damn it, it doesn’t matter now.

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Car Insurance Renewal

I see you’ve been a loyal customer for the last 10 years………

……..I’ll just go ahead and increase your premium, instead of giving you the same sweet deals we give to our new customers, ok?